21 in Vegas
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You will be able to brag to your friends and family that you, alone, funded my celebratory trip to Vegas for my turning 21. I'm sure you know of the many wonders the state of Nevada has to offer, priority number one will be renting a donkey to carry my father and i down into the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Benefits of purchasing this application: a signed photo of myself including my personal phone number, an unrestricted app experience with "just a few ads", unrestricted access to the "my secrets" portion of the app, unrestricted access to secret pictures that have been acquired of me by hired sellswords throughout my life, a personalized countdown timer made for you to check every day as i do underneath the same sky each day, and a dedicated GPS enabled tracking feature that requires my location be available to all purchasers of the app at all times for the rest of the Android platform's existence.

Content rating: UnratedWarning – content has not yet been rated. Unrated apps may potentially contain content appropriate for mature audiences only.

Requires OS: 2.2 and up

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