WARNING FROM PUBLISHER TO READER:
At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your purchase, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:
1. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING DO YOU APPRECIATE?
(a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.
(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than,
say, Natalie Portman.
(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.
2. ARE YOU OFFENDED BY THE FOLLOWING BEHAVIOR?
(a) Instructing one’s grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
(b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
(c) Stabbing one’s boss in the head with a writing implement.
3. THE BEST WAY TO TREAT AN EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE YOUNG GIRL IS:
(a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.
If you read the above questions without getting nauseous or forming a hate Web site, you are ready to buy this enhanced eBook! Please proceed to the cashier and enjoy video of Sarah’s daily life, recordings of conversations with her dad and a synced audiobook.
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